Getting away from it all is fun, but be careful what you’re getting into! Check out these crazy laws around the world.

• If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter.
• In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet.
• It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.
• In Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk
• In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.
• In Switzerland, a man may not relieve himself standing up after 10 pm.
• Women in Vermont must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
• In Milan, it is a legal requirement to smile at all times, except during funerals or hospital visits.
• In France, it is illegal to name a pig Napoleon.
• A male doctor in Bahrain can only examine the genitals of a woman in the reflection of a mirror.
• It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

Resource: http://jumbiewatch.blogspot.com/2007/11/those-crazy-crazy-laws.html